So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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