I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Randomize
