no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
