y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
