I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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