So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
