Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so explain again why im purple
no
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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