She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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