so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
