He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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