wanna go halves on a baby?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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