Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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