Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
How drunk are you?
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