dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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