Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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