He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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