After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you win again, gameday.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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