I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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