I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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