I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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