I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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