she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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