alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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