the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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