My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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