all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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