Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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