I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
That was before I lit my hair on fire
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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