Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
