Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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