We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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