so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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