So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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