My nipple is on Facebook.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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