My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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