White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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