her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Less talking, more tequila
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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