i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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