i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Two words: blizzard sex
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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