don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You dont lie about slip and slides
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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