she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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