i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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