I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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