Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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