Midget sex pt 2 tonight
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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