dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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