is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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