Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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