we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
