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Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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