Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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