Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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