Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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