Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
