Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
