I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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