I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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